Friday, December 03, 2004

 

ESL Joke of the Day - Oxymorons

An oxymoron is a figure of speach in which opposite or contradictory ideas or terms are combined. The result can sometimes be quite funny. Here are some examples:

Know any good jokes?
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Comments:
Drop on by and browse through a huge archive of little johnny joke

This is one of the many jokes i found amongst the many joke categorys:
A man walks into his favorite bar and saw a bum panhandeling. The bum asked if the man could spare a dollar. The man replied "If I give you money are you going to use it to buy liquor?" The bum said he would not, so the man asked "If I give you money are you going to use it for gambling?" Again the bum said he would not, so the man asked "Would you come home with me so I can show my wife what happenes to someone who doesnt gamble or drink?"
 
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